September 17, 2014   10,980 notes

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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September 17, 2014   2,650 notes

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September 17, 2014   15,092 notes
peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

(Source: cutekittensarefun, via unimpressedcats)

September 16, 2014   9,880 notes

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September 16, 2014   4 notes

Today’s walk was very porpoiseful!

Pod of dolphins splashing and racing about near shore, and minutes later ORCAS. Good.

September 16, 2014   177,096 notes

gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

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September 16, 2014   1 note

A lost or simply unsupervised Golden Retreiver, of all dogs, was terrorizing the neighbourhood last night getting every dog household all riled up.

Retrievers have to be the worst for this, because they poke their noses into everyone’s business and nobody cares because “they’re just being friendly”.

I got a nice blue scrape on my thigh trying to wrangle up collarless, kicking and screaming Luisa (who needs a collar to go pee in the fully-fenced yard? Luisa apparently) to prevent her from showing said Goldie the magic of friendship.

September 16, 2014   4 notes

not always majestic

September 16, 2014   7 notes

"sit pretty" outtake

September 16, 2014   139 notes

Cats.

feliscanis:

doggydayjob:

originofhappy:

geezer4sale:

I learned something interesting today from a trainer at my job (Petsmart).

So apparently, cat’s sleep on your chest because the moment you stop breathing they will begin to consume you. (What they can anyway)

On the contrary,

Dogs however will starve themselves to death before resorting to eating their owner.

This is why I’m quickly becoming a dog person

Actually, cats sleep on your chest because you’re warm. That’s also why they sleep behind your legs, on your head, or under your arm. That’s also why some dogs like to sleep on your chest, behind your legs, on your head, or under your arm. (And why other dogs, like my dog who runs very hot, avoid touching you while they sleep.)

And there are plenty of records of both cats and dogs eating their deceased owners. It’s not just a cat thing. However, to my knowledge, there is no record of a cat killing their owner just to consume them, but there are several cases of dog packs doing so when routinely starved.

LOL this myth though

most easily debunked.

dog eats owners head.

seven dogs feast on the corpses of their owners.

dog eats both owners corpses.

some cultures find dogs unclean because they will dig up and consume human remains. they are scavengers, they will not starve to death just because you once gave them patpats and treats.

Cats sleep on your chest/face so they can steal your breath. Everybody knows that.

September 16, 2014   2,888 notes

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September 16, 2014   22,988 notes
corgisandboobs:

the-stig:

GUYS. I DOVE ACROSS THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT.
SEVEN DOGS IN THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK. THAT’S WHAT THIS IS. YOU CAN’T SEE ONE OF THEM BUT HE’S THERE ON THE LEFT BEHIND THE GUY WITH HIS HEAD RESTING ON THE SIDE. SEVEN.
THEY ALL LOOKED AT ME AT THE SAME TIME RIGHT AFTER I TOOK THIS PICTURE. I NEARLY DIED.
WAS I DREAMING? HALLUCINATING? I’M NOT SURE BUT IT WAS WONDERFUL.

I would drive through three lanes of oncoming traffic to see these dogs.

corgisandboobs:

the-stig:

GUYS. I DOVE ACROSS THREE LANES OF TRAFFIC BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT.

SEVEN DOGS IN THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK. THAT’S WHAT THIS IS. YOU CAN’T SEE ONE OF THEM BUT HE’S THERE ON THE LEFT BEHIND THE GUY WITH HIS HEAD RESTING ON THE SIDE. SEVEN.

THEY ALL LOOKED AT ME AT THE SAME TIME RIGHT AFTER I TOOK THIS PICTURE. I NEARLY DIED.

WAS I DREAMING? HALLUCINATING? I’M NOT SURE BUT IT WAS WONDERFUL.

I would drive through three lanes of oncoming traffic to see these dogs.

(via liturgusidae)

September 16, 2014   402 notes
imogenrolfe:

#allium #illustration #drawing #lesfleurs #pencil #pretty

imogenrolfe:

#allium #illustration #drawing #lesfleurs #pencil #pretty

(via scientificillustration)

September 16, 2014   246 notes
damianfox:

"Anhinga Anhinga" is apparently the best scientific name they could come up with for the anhinga.

damianfox:

"Anhinga Anhinga" is apparently the best scientific name they could come up with for the anhinga.

(via scientificillustration)

September 16, 2014   246 notes
handsomedogs:

Little dog and middle dog hang out.

whew that brindle

handsomedogs:

Little dog and middle dog hang out.

whew that brindle